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About the Hotel

Balinsasayaw Road, El Nido, Philippines, 5313
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Close to El Nido Beach
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The smoke-free The Funny Lion - El Nido Hotel is nestled merely 7 minutes' walk from Maligaya Beach and features an outdoor swimming pool. Boasting bicycle usage, this 4-star resort is located 4.7 km from the Tapiutan Island.

Location

You'll need 10-minute drive to El Nido airport. The Caalan Beach is approximately 20 minutes' walk away, while the Canopy Walk is right near the hotel.

Paradise Beach is 2.6 km from The Funny Lion El Nido.

Free shuttle to Lio beach bus station can be found a stone's throw from the property.

Rooms

The 48 rooms at this El Nido hotel are equipped with comforts such as an air conditioner, as well as a multi-channel television. Bathrooms include a bidet, a separate toilet, and a shower, along with hair dryers and bath sheets.

Eat & Drink

The grill bar Sausage with Benefits is in the immediate vicinity of The Funny Lion - El Nido Hotel.

Leisure & Business

There is a fitness club at this accommodation.

“The Funny Lion feels intimate despite its prime location in El Nido town, offering a surprisingly serene escape. I was especially drawn to the personalized service, reminiscent of a cozy B&B, and the private beach adds an exclusive touch. Its blend of modern design and Filipino hospitality creates a truly memorable stay.”
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The hotel offers a variety of rooms including double rooms, family rooms, and suites with breakfast, free cancelations, and special deals
Standard Twin Room
2 persons
26 m² 
2 Single beds
Shower
Balcony
Deluxe King Room
2 persons
26 m² 
1 King-size bed
Shower
Balcony

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Facilities

The hotel offers amenities for your comfortable stay and unforgettable experiences

General

  • No smoking on site
  • Free Wi-Fi
  • Safe deposit box
  • Concierge desk
  • No pets allowed
  • 24-hour security
  • Luggage storage
  • Smoke detectors
  • Fire extinguishers

Sports & Fitness

  • Fitness centre
  • Cycling
  • Archery

Guest Parking

  • Electric kettle

Services

  • Paid airport shuttle
  • Room service
  • Housekeeping
  • Laundry
  • Happy hour

Dining

  • Restaurant
  • Bar/ Lounge area

Spa & Leisure

  • Outdoor swimming pool
  • Sun loungers
  • Spa & wellness centre
  • Back massage
  • Head massage
  • Full body massage
  • Foot massage
  • Pool with view

Room features

  • Air conditioning
  • Mini-bar
  • Garden furniture
  • Tea and coffee facilities
  • Ironing facilities

Bathroom

  • Free toiletries

Self-catering

  • Electric kettle

Media

  • AM/FM alarm clock

Room decor

  • Carpeted floor
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Dining Onsite

At The Funny Lion in El Nido, guests can start the day with an inviting breakfast experience featuring a delightful buffet that blends American favorites with continental staples. The laid-back atmosphere offers a perfect start to a day of exploration, with options to please every palate.
The Funny Lion - El Nido Hotel Restaurant photo
The Funny Lion - El Nido Hotel Restaurant photo

Restaurant #1

Continental and American buffet
Ambiance
Casual and relaxed with a cozy setting
Key Offerings
Breakfast buffet that includes hearty American fare and light continental options
Reservation
Not needed
Open for breakfast; specific hours not listed

Location

Balinsasayaw Road, El Nido, Philippines, 5313
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Balinsasayaw Road, El Nido, Philippines, 5313
Nearby
access via Rizal Street
Taraw Cliff
170 m
Pasadena
Nagkalit-Kalit Falls
40 m
Taytay - El Nido National Hwy
El Nido, Palawan
160 m
Maligaya
570 m
Rizal St
Canopy Walk
400 m
Beach
El Nido Main Beach
440 m
Barangay Buena Suerte
Masagana beach
340 m
Restaurants
Scape Skydeck El Nido
320 m
Tamban Street Brgy Masagana
V and V Bagel
420 m
Hama Street
Gusto Gelato
430 m
Hama Street Barangay Masagana
District Bar + Kitchen
420 m
Osmena Street
Lucky Alofa
420 m
Hama street
Squidos
110 m
Hama St
SAVA Beach Bar
130 m
Calle Hama
Tuk Tuk Thai Cuisine
390 m
Calle Hama
Explore El Nido
Explore El Nido
Top Attractions
Activities
Dining
Entertainment
Taraw Cliff
Taraw Cliff
2 minutes walking
Taraw Cliff offers stunning panoramic views of El Nido, ideal for photography and appreciating natural beauty.
Nagkalit-Kalit Falls
Nagkalit-Kalit Falls
1 minute walking
Nagkalit-Kalit Falls features a picturesque waterfall, perfect for a quick visit to enjoy nature and a refreshing dip.
Seven Commandos Beach
Seven Commandos Beach
8 minutes walking
Seven Commandos is a pristine beach known for clear waters and soft sand, offering relaxation and beach sports.
Caalan Beach
Caalan Beach
20 minutes walking
Caalan Beach provides a serene atmosphere with beautiful sunsets, perfect for a peaceful day by the shore.
Snorkeling Tours
8 minutes driving
Snorkeling near El Nido offers vibrant marine life. Local shops provide gear rentals and guided tours available.
Yoga Classes
5 minutes walking
Yoga classes are available nearby, providing relaxation and wellness surrounded by nature, perfect for unwinding.
Island Hopping
8 minutes driving
Island hopping tours depart from El Nido to explore hidden lagoons and beaches. Booking ahead is recommended.
Scape Skydeck El Nido
Scape Skydeck El Nido
4 minutes walking
Scape Skydeck serves delicious local and international dishes with stunning rooftop views. Reservations recommended.
Gusto Gelato
Gusto Gelato
6 minutes walking
Gusto Gelato offers a variety of homemade gelato flavors, perfect for cooling down after a day in the sun.
District Bar + Kitchen
District Bar + Kitchen
6 minutes walking
District Bar + Kitchen features a casual atmosphere with a diverse menu. Great for families and groups.
El Nido Town Fiesta
2 minutes walking
The El Nido Town Fiesta features live music, local crafts, and traditional food. A family-friendly event that's vibrant and fun.
Guitar Night at a Local Bar
4 minutes walking
Local bars host guitar nights featuring live music and performances, creating a lively dance atmosphere in the evenings.
Getting around
City Centre
El Nido6 min  ·  3.5 km
Airports
El Nido (ENI)11 min  ·  6.7 km
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Property information and rules
Check-in
from 14:00-23:59
Check-out
until 12 pm
Guest Parking
No parking available.
Internet
is available in for free.
Breakfast
The hotel The Funny Lion - El Nido provides visitors with a free full breakfast. 
Pets
Pets are not allowed.
Number of rooms:
48
FAQs
About The Funny Lion - El Nido
What is the check-in and check-out policy at The Funny Lion - El Nido?
Check-in time is 14:00 and check-out time is 12:00.
How far is The Funny Lion - El Nido from El Nido Airport?
The hotel is 7 km from El Nido Airport.
What dining options are available on-site at The Funny Lion - El Nido?
The hotel features two on-site restaurants and a bar/lounge area.
Is there a swimming pool at The Funny Lion - El Nido?
Guests can enjoy an outdoor swimming pool that is open year-round.
What room amenities are available at The Funny Lion - El Nido?
Rooms include air conditioning, a minibar, a safety deposit box, and a private bathroom.
Are there any nearby restaurants to The Funny Lion - El Nido?
Nearby restaurants include Silog Republic Restaurant (0.5 km), Osaka Castle El Nido (0.5 km), and Botanica Cafe and Gin Bar (0.5 km).
Can guests arrange airport transportation through The Funny Lion - El Nido?
The hotel provides a paid airport shuttle service for guest convenience.
What activities are available around The Funny Lion - El Nido?
Guests can enjoy activities such as cycling and access to a private beach area.
How close is The Funny Lion - El Nido to the beach?
El Nido Beach is located 400 meters from the hotel.
Does The Funny Lion - El Nido offer free Wi-Fi?
Yes, the hotel provides free Wi-Fi throughout the property.
What types of breakfast are available at The Funny Lion - El Nido?
Breakfast options include buffet, American, and Asian styles.

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